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Hello! You can call me Anna,Maria, or Marie!Any pronouns are fine to describe me, he/she/they all work fine! I'm pansexual, a student of an art schools theatre department, and have major procrastination issues. I support equal rights for everyone, a lot of text posts I have reblogged do not show my view point, that is something I want to make clear. If anyone wants to know my opinion on anything just shoot me an ask!


Also : you should check out my fanfic rec blog! It's not even close to full with all the fanfics I have stored up....once again procrastination.

mquester:

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

luciarrow:

many-cups-of-tea:

azamack:

yazzdonut:

 

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.

BUT NO.

SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.

Why have i never even heard of this

kyousaya:

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montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

queerwatson:

john watson woulD NEVER CHEAT LEAST OF ALL ON SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF ASHAMED AND NOWHERE NEAR ME

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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fuck-yeah-kagehina-things:

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riotnotdiets:

baby husky’s first time in the snow

I need 20 and my worries will be permanently erased

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

nagakaze:

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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maniacaltoaster:

H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

hotaliens:

wake up america

JD.